Me 1, Neighbour 0

Today I was just out inspecting my vast empire (which spans from one side of my fence all the way to the other), as usual and what did I find? Not one, not two but THREE stray missiles from my next door neighbour IN MY BACKYARD! I had never seen such disregard for the soon-to-be world ruler! My scientists examined and dissected these green, furry and rather small spherical objects and found them to pose no immediate harm. They did, however, warn me that the strange markings (bisecting the sphere into two oval-shaped parts) could have been a threat in their foreign tongue. The hollow centre was also undoubtedly for some dastardly purpose, like for the concealment of a weapon of mass destruction! Like biological agents! Or even a bomb!

I decided that I needed to take action.

I set my scientists onto the task of developing some super weapons with which I could completely and utterly destroy my enemy. Well, potential enemy really. Anyway, for days and days they toiled. Many of them died in lab accidents. But they were incompetent anyway. I'm a big believer in "survival of the fittest", and the dumb ones were selectively evolved out. So good for me!

Well anyway, they came up with these:

What power, what elegance have these beauties of science! I was most pleased with my scientists. So much so that I gave them all time to visit their families in gaol (jail, if there are any Americans reading this).

Well, on to the fun part now!

I was originally going to use just one of those puppies on my neighbours, but to be on the safe side I decided I would use both, so that they would be completely and utterly destroyed.

Also, as a testament to my POW-wa, I took some photos of the explosion:


Here's another, just as an advanced warning to future opponents:


And here is a photo of the remnants of said neighbour:



Operation success I'd say. My very first military victory! Things are swell. As a big advocate for the use of excessive force, I quote Police Chief Wiggum "Let this be a lesson to the rest of you....nuts!".

Today my neighbour's backyard, tomorrow the world!

Hufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu!

Ahem.

That is all.