Shhhhhhhhh!!!
SILENCE! You have now entered the library:
- no talking
- no food
- no laughter
- absolutely no fun
and if i find spittle on those pages, you will be fined and burned at the post with the 1965-1972 editions of the New England Journal of Medicine.
I guess I should introduce myself: Full time librarian, part time Chancellor of the Exchequer. I am both a pedantic maths nerd and a bookworm. This does not make me an antisocial, slight pyschopathetic introvert but if you come within 4 metres of my personal space I will cut you, if not dismember you- death by a thousand papercuts.
I intend on posting periodically (in 6 days, 23 hours and 17 sec intervals approximately)
As of today, tax levies will be increased- especially if you have a personal library... I mean if you make a lot of money.
Other MINUTES:
- It has been decided that all readers of this blog must pay a 'read-blog' levy. All credit card details should be directed to myself or the emperor, the high temptress being too interested in hair products...
- The Dr Who finale is on this Saturday. Go read the book when it comes out
- All books must be replaced on the bookshelf with a 1.4 inchs of shelf to spare, spine facing out.
- It has been decided that the Head Librarian is not anally retentive, especially not when it comes to indexing
- The treasury is in good condition. All gold ingots are in the process of being cast in the image of the emperor...except for the cute baby ones. They'm too cute to melt down. Cooo... (Even Head Librarians love cute)
- no talking
- no food
- no laughter
- absolutely no fun
and if i find spittle on those pages, you will be fined and burned at the post with the 1965-1972 editions of the New England Journal of Medicine.
I guess I should introduce myself: Full time librarian, part time Chancellor of the Exchequer. I am both a pedantic maths nerd and a bookworm. This does not make me an antisocial, slight pyschopathetic introvert but if you come within 4 metres of my personal space I will cut you, if not dismember you- death by a thousand papercuts.
I intend on posting periodically (in 6 days, 23 hours and 17 sec intervals approximately)
As of today, tax levies will be increased- especially if you have a personal library... I mean if you make a lot of money.
Other MINUTES:
- It has been decided that all readers of this blog must pay a 'read-blog' levy. All credit card details should be directed to myself or the emperor, the high temptress being too interested in hair products...
- The Dr Who finale is on this Saturday. Go read the book when it comes out
- All books must be replaced on the bookshelf with a 1.4 inchs of shelf to spare, spine facing out.
- It has been decided that the Head Librarian is not anally retentive, especially not when it comes to indexing
- The treasury is in good condition. All gold ingots are in the process of being cast in the image of the emperor...except for the cute baby ones. They'm too cute to melt down. Cooo... (Even Head Librarians love cute)
posted by
| Thursday, August 11, 2005
2 Comments:
oh HONEY you gotta come shopping with me!
being like a dull and drab librarian sure doesn't sound like fun. but then you seem to be against that happiness and fun stuff you know. STILL, you need to lighten up darl! And lucky for you i know JUST the thing;).
I'm going to take you with me to get our HAIR DONE!!! keep the rest of your weekends free!! we're going to be hair-care buddies! yay!
Very good, I expect to see my face on every coin in the country by next week.
Also, I think it would be a good idea for you to train a personal army of librarians. I authorise the use of whatever weapons you see fit, as long as they cause bloody and violent deaths.
Genuflect to your Emperor
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