That's it...

World domination has to start now!

I'll start by eliminating my worst enemies: exams (and therefore study).

Oh, it'll be so sweet seeing my beautiful geese marching into war! Oh to gaze upon the battlefield as their anal guns tear my foes to small fish-food-sized bites! Delicious!

There will be great feasting afterwards! Let's make it our custom to eat our fallen after every battle. Oh I'm salivating already!

To aid the domination process, I've created miniature biographies of my minions (click on Minions of the Empire on the sidebar). How does this aid my efforts? When people realise how efficient and ruthless a group I run, they will surely bow before me!